Another Scat-turday Night

What is that smell? Oh, it’s the puddle of sewage there. Let me just move over here. There, all bett… Wait. It’s still there. Where the fuck is that gross whiff from Satan’s ass coming from? If it was the sewage… Then why wasn’t the smell there when we first came. Oh my god. It’s fucking strong. Oh gross. That horrid. Wait. Let me…

OH SHIT - literally.

It’s ON ME. Oh sick sick sick. It’s NOT the sewage. Oh sicksicksicksicksick. GET IT OFF ME. Ok, I’m OUT of here. No more. Oh gross. It’s you, IT’S YOU! YOU ASSHOLE -YOUR asshole! 

Sigh. Just another one of those nights, you know.