Art Porn

Time to start something in my life. I need to paint the Mona Lisa, I need to build the Sistine Chapel, I need to fucking get out of this rut. 

I need enrichment, I thirst for inspiration, I hunger for the visually orgasmic. I need to fuck an easel, I need an easel to fuck me. I need to jump into a pool of assorted oil paints naked and as I ascend slowly from the paint I will rub the swirling colours in sensual circular motions on my chest. I will then attempt sculpting, and mould a huge piece of clay into various phallic shapes, moaning loudly as I am so consumed by the extreme levels of passion and pleasure derived from forming these pillars of art…

Oh. God. I need to break out of this creative block. Pronto.